March 26, 2008 - Wouldn't you think the name, The Tennessee Tramp would automatically make parents think that just maybe my show is not geared for children?
Well, guess what...a couple in Florida chose to have their 13 yr old watch my show. When I explained to them, I am a blue comic, with extremely adult material, they told me their child had seen it all.
I started my show by pulling out a butt plug out of my party purse, turns out, he had not seen that and they decided to have him leave.
It is not my fault if I explain that my show is for adults only. Don't come crying to me when the Dept. of Children's Services tries to take your child, because you don't want to get a baby sitter.
What happened to responsible parenting???
January 23, 2008 - What is up with those really goofy drivers in the fast lane? They drive 5miles over the speed limit with cars itching to pass them. Don't they know they need to move over into the righ-hand lane?
Yes, we do know or at least I know I need to move over. I don't know why I do what I do. At this point I am not driving with the belt of my coat hanging out the door, but I feel it coming.
I am really working hard on getting in the proper lane, I need the love from my fellow drivers not their hand gestures.
My greatest fear is that I am so left-wing, that I am afraid that the right lane may lead to me becoming a zealot christian, one who hates gays, and one that is always praying over everything, and asking folks to send them money.
Ok I'm going to change lanes, but if I see any of these changes happening, you are just going to have to pass me at your own risk.
January 14, 2008 - Hey I have a wonderful bestfriend that is helping me get current with my website. She's constantly telling me to up date my blogs and schedule, and she is so right.
I listen to her and make lots of promises for the next day, but I can't get 12-13 hrs sleep, watch trash tv and eat 5-6 snacks and 3 meals and get everything done. It's like dieting and exercise. I am always ready to diet just after I have completed a huge meal, and I swear tomorrow I am going to walk 30min a day. Well, hell it just does not happen, but here it is today, and this blog is about Valerie.
I am not writing any more about her, because I want to get a couple of more blogs in before my ADD kicks in.
January 14, 2008 - I have a confession. I love the trash tv on Bravo. One of my favorite shows is, "Housewives of Orange County". Shouldn't that show be called, "Married Whores That Live in Orange Co with their fucked up kids?"
I love these women, they are all very successful business women with very large breast implants. I'm guessing their is more silicone on that one show than six others combined. Don't get me wrong I am totally in favor of women getting implants, I just wish men could get the same type of penal implants. Let's face it the guys know what they are taking home, those boobs really stick out, we don't know a damn thing until it is too late..those shorts have to be removed before we know what is in store for us. I'm just saying, "is there anything we can do to kind of level the playing field?"
I for one would not pretend to be anything other than a whore if I had boobs like those women. As a matter of fact I once thought I was a slut, but realized I was just acting like a man.
That's the end of this blog. I don't think it's going to lead to world peace, but those boobs do lead to at least "Piece"
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